I’m not 50… .
I’m 18 with 32 years old experience
I don’t have hot flashes…..
I have short, private vacations in the tropics
I’m not overweight…..
I’m just big-boned
I may be a Boomer—but I’m certainly not your BABY
If I forgot what you said, could it be possible I wasn’t listening?
If Viagra’s all you’ve got—don’t bother!
I’m the menopausemama—any questions?